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Name __________________________________ Date of Birth _______________Height _________ Weight ___________ I. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my .
Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.
You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.
If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.