Funny fake online dating profiles

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“ In my life, I’ve always had really serious boyfriends, I’ve always met people through work, and I’ve never been on a blind date.” " class="lazy Owl owl-lazy" data-action="gallery-slide-image"After confirming that her Tinder profile was real during an interview with Ryan Seacrest, she featured the app in her music video “Sparks,” along with a few of her actual (and very lucky) matches.“It kind of started out to be a joke with my girlfriends.Then you might want to try Match.com, where Stewart was a member as of 2013.“ I’ve always been a big believer that technology, if used well, can enhance one’s life,” she told the Are you looking for a woman who can teach you how to bake an apple pie to perfection and live your best, most Pinterest-worthy life?) " class="lazy Owl owl-lazy" data-action="gallery-slide-image"Back in 2014 – and thus, way before her reconciled romance with Orlando Bloom began – Perry told the The Breakfast Club on Power 105.1 that she was “really deep on Tinder, so I don’t have a whole lot of time.” (How many pickup lines about cherry Chap Stick do you think she had to endure?) Perry’s current on-again beau went a slightly different route when it came to his attempts to find love online: He made a fake Facebook profile (featuring his friend’s photo) in order to meet people without them realizing that he was the star of one of the biggest film franchises in the world.“And then you have to text them and then the flirting starts and it’s kind of awkward because you don’t know the person and they’re trying to be cute and they say weird things like, ‘What’s up, sexy? I’m so old school.” The busy  Real Housewives of New York City star has had enough technology-free dating success to keep her off of the apps. I have been fairly successful on my own,” she told PEOPLE.“ I wouldn’t have enough time to date online.

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“If it gets there and it’s a dry country, maybe I’ll think about it — but it hasn’t gotten to that point. “ It kind of started out to be a joke with my girlfriends.

I was like, ‘ Explain this whole thing to me because it’s kind of blowing my mind,'” she revealed.

“I’ve always been a big believer that technology, if used well, can enhance one’s life,” she told the magazine that he had “a bunch of different accounts that nobody even knows about” to help him find love.

If you’ll excuse us, we have some swiping to do …

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